Our TG Caption

The only way you are getting into that house to get the lamp is to make yourself less sexy, anybody would notice a brunette in red ligerie sneaking around from miles away, and you don't necessarily want to flirt your way into the house as your roommate was a huge pervert.

So you decide to head straight towards the mall to buy something a bit more man-esc. Thankfully it was just across the road, though you still got too many stares for your liking along the way...