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You head to a nearby Hooters like the scum you are and see a really hot waitress. You get a large boner and think to yourself, "God, this is embarassing. I wish i didn't have an erection right now." You realize your words and hide around a corner. You go to feel your dick to find it missing, replaced with a slit in your crotch. You look down to see your chest rapidly inflating, becoming huge tits. Your hair grows long and hangs down past your shoulders.
A man walks over to you and says, "I see you are a new waitress. I'll show you around."
You realize that you are wearing a Hooters uniform, and you stand up.