This situation escalated really quickly, you decide it's better to give her what she wants then to make a man of yourself in this situation.
She rubs the Lamp and summons the genie "Hello Master, you still have two wishes left"
The lady turns back to you and says "I'll be honest, there was no way you were getting this job, at least as the sad pathetic white man you are, i was shocked when i saw you even made the waiting list. I suppose this lamp was your key to getting a chance in this business, and since you wasted a wish just to get stuck here, i'm going to help you get exactly what you want, or should i say, i want."