Our TG Caption

Smart. You take the lamp back, tell the kid off, and ask why he would do such a thing. He responds, "My Bro said he wanted it", pointing to- oh. It's Jerry. Asshole. You scribble a note saying, 'Kiss my ass. -YN (Your name), fold it up, and politely request of the kid to hand it to his brother, all while trying to hide your anger. The kid takes the note, reaches for the lamp, and you smack the kids hand. No. Bad human. he runs to Jerry, and hands the note over. And as Jerry reads it... "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!" Yep. Time to run.