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*Vrrrrrp* (Record Scratch)
Yeah, that's me. In the photo. I suppose you're wondering how I got like this.
Well, it should be obvious if you're even slightly paying attention there's this thing called the Gender Wave. It's like the title of this whole thing, what I gotta explain it? I don't wanna! Anywhoo, I'm just here at the bar drinking and typing along and then *poop poop* boobs! Right there on my chest. And I've got a vagina now, too, which I guess that's cool...? IDK i haven't tried it out yet. Anyway I'm a lot smaller now and so this wine has really made me more tipsy than I thought but that's ok because, like, no one can tell because I'm wearing girl makeup and whatever so I'm pretty sure no one can tell I'm drunk. But I should probably be careful because I'm a woman now and what if a guy wants to feel my boobs? Ugh!