Your six nieces are all running around and take the lamp to use for their tea party. You walk over to them and smile as you watch them pick up the lamp and pass it around pouring imaginary tea.
"Sorry Uncle, you can't join us" says one of kids.
"Yeah, this party is for princesses only." says another, matter-of-factly.
"He can be a princess if he wants!" shouts another girl.
"Yeah, do you want to come join us?" adds another.
"Ha, I wish I could come play with you, girls," you say, "But I don't want to break any rules..."
The power of the lamp takes effect, and all the girls squeal as pink smoke pours out of the lamp and surrounds you. The next thing you know, you are wearing a frilly pink dress with a tiara atop your long brown hair and a beautiful necklace resting above your new breasts.
"Yay! You're a real princess!" shouts one of the girls, excited by your change.
"Now come play with us!" says another.