Greetings, you pathetic flesh creature. I noticed your predicament, and thought I'd give you an opportunity few others have received across the Omniverse.
I wish to offer you the chance to serve our dark lord, Unikron, the Devourer. Normally, such lower level creatures like yourself would be below Unikron's concern, but you seem to possess the unique ability to form avatars across timelines, and what in The Inferno do you do with it? Use it to sate your strange sexual instincts!
I guarantee to you that you will find far greater joy in furthering Unikron's mission of galactic entropy.
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