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Life is just too loud and stressful, you just need somewhere you can get away from it all, a relaxing island getaway sounds great! You could surf waves, relax in the open sun, maybe get on with a sexy hula dancer. You do worry this would isolate you away too far from your family and friends, but hey, you've got a magic lamp, you could always come back, right? You tell the genie your first wish is ready.