Our TG Caption

You nervously dial for the police on your phone as the Thief walks over and grabs the lamp.

"What is this thing?!" he asks, "Hey drop the phone!"

You let you phone fall to the floor. The thief keeps his gun at you and bends down to pick it up. You stall for time, warning him about the lamp.

The thief's curiosity gets the best of him, and he rubs the lamp just as the police arrive.

So, there you are in your living room with a cop, a thief, and a genie.