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“I wish I never met May! She was kinda annoying.”

“As you wish,” says the genie.

You are still in your house, but instead of May being with you a girl twice as hot as May is sitting next to you, smiling.

“Babe! Why’d you stop kissing me?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, uhhh-”

“Marilyn? You forgot the name of your own girlfriend?”

“No no! Let’s get back to kissing!”

By not meeting May, you began dating this hottie Marilyn instead!