"Hey, man. I was at work and then I was in your shower. Craziest thing."
Greg's phone rings and he answers it.
"Uh huh. Huh. Ha, no way."
"What?" You ask.
"Your roommate's at my work naked."
"Haha! Sick! This is actually a good ending, Greg."
"Also, I was looking at your account and it looks like you're about to go bankrupt. Also that genie bottle is gone."
"What? GOD DAMMIT GREG!"