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“Intelligence and boob size are directly correlated,” you write. “Bigger boobs equal dumber brains, and vice versa. Males are excluded from this rule by default because they have no breasts. By definition, every girl, not matter how smart, is no longer as smart as they were before this rule was penned. No girl remembers being smarter, either, so it will be as if this rule was always in place.”
When you look up, you see that girls in your class just look at least a little bit...dumb. Your teacher also looks like she lost a step, letting out a few ditsy giggles while struggling to answer a student's question. All of the girls with even modestly large boobs now look dazed and confused, including class salutatorian Angela, whose big rack makes her nothing more than a blonde bimbo playing with her jugs (not that she would remember ever being that smart or anything).
This could be fun! Being surrounded by morons never felt so good.