One little boy tells you he wants to be a Knight. So you hand him the costume and as he puts it on he turn into a tall women with black hair. The costume turn into a silver colored skirt and a tight top show off her new found cleavage. You hand her a toy sword and shield and she goes to look herself over in a mirror. She starts jumping up and down then runs to her mother.
"Mommy! Mommy! Look! Don't I look awesome?!"
"Yes sweetie you look great. Now lets go and pay for this and go."
She pays for the costume and leaves with her "son" who's still wearing the costume and running around like a little kid.