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“I mean, Sarah, you are just a blonde airhead. It’s not like you can do math.”
Before you can even react, your head gets super fuzzy and stuff. You forget almost everything you know about math and start to remember stuff like where the best makeup stores and clothing outlets are. You actually forget a lot more than just math as you become dumber and dumber and dumber, becoming more and more feminine and bubbly...now you are a giddy blonde bimbo! As these mental changes occurred, your hair went up into pigtails and your clothes turned pink.
“Like, what the *giggle* heck Bonnie?” You ask your elated sister. “Now I’m like stupid and stuff...ohemgee I feel, like sooooo dumb now...”
“No talking blondie! Get to work!” Your teacher says to you.
“Um, like, sorry,” you murmur, trying to get back to work, twirling your cute blonde pigtails as you are unable to even understand the exercise and trying to think: (Now that cutie Josef won’t, like, totally let me see his dick-not that I want to! Sarah you gotta-Ugh still can’t say my real name! Oh my gosh I feel so girly I gotta remember...the curse...)
Behind you, Bonnie can’t stop smirking.