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You decide to bring it to the family reunion which needs some major changes. You hate family reunions as most of your cousins are athletic boys who just bully you for being weak, Jared was the main contender. Jared was blonde haired muscular, always wore tiny shorts to show off his big bulge, and a total douchebag. The only other cousin you had was Bonnie. Bonnie had black hair fairly attractive had thick thies, a plump bum, and black hair. She seemed really nice and kind of funny, but she also made weird comments like how you would be good as a girl, and it was weird how I was a boy. I decided I needed to use this lamp to my advantage