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You decide Jared is the perfect contender for your mischief, so you rub the lamp and wish for jared’s Dick to shrink and his muscles to no longer be as swole. Everyone is shocked when Jared comes out with no muscles and no bulge in his pants. Jimmy and daryl, your other douchey cousins, laugh, his dad seems really pissed, and Bonnie gave you a strange look. The rest of the day is just jimmy and Daryl laughing at Jared but continuing to bully you. Later that night you lay in your bed looking at your phone. Suddenly, Bonnie enters the room with the lamp. You’re terrified and beg her not to rub it but she does it anyways