Our TG Caption

You begin seducing Doug, partially because you want to and partially because you know you can get the lamp from him. As you kiss him you reach across the couch and grab his... lamp.

Doug moans and you notice his pants are a bit wet, the awkwardness of the moment passes and you look to the genie.

The genie explains that since Doug used two wishes you only get the leftover one, you think that's kind of unfair but you don't really have a choice but to go with it.