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You get gifted a box labeled "Boobs-in-a-Box™." This is the name of a decently popular sex doll, but it couldn't fit in a box this size. Could it?
You inspect the box, but there is no pictures or anything. Just a black label on a cardboard box. You tear open the box to find exactly what was advertised; a pair of boobs inside of a box. They weren't attached to anything, but felt pretty real to you. You then see a piece of paper under the boobs. You take the boobs out in the hopes of reading the paper but you feel something tingling as you press them against your chest. They are now attached, and you have turned into a woman! You admire yourself in a mixture of shock and awe, but you then remember what you were trying to do and attempt to pull them off, but to no avail. You then remember about the paper in the box and grab it.
"Thank you for buying our product..." You begin to read out load, but just read the rest in your head. You find an important piece of information in the text, however. 'To remove the Boobs-in-a-Box™ after attaching, simply repeat the phrase, or have someone else repeat the phrase within a 32-ft. radius.' The phrase is censored by one of those things on gift cards that require to be scratched off with a coin to see the code. You grab a nickel from your wallet, scratch away, and then read the formerly blocked text. "Your randomly generated phrase is: BUST A NUT." As you say this, the boobs fall off, into the box. You miss them already.
But these could be pretty useful for a prank.