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On the back of the paper is a coupon for a nearby sex shop run by the same company that made the Boobs-in-a-Box™, c=3, or C3 for short. It says that if you go to the shop wearing this product, you can get a free product of your choice. This idea sounds worthwhile to you, but then you realize that it expires in under an hour! You need to go fast or else you won't make it. You quickly snatch the Boobs-in-a-Box™, toss them on your chest, and bolt out the door.
It takes roughly 45 minutes to get there through the subway system, and you make it with ten minutes to spare. You rush into the shop, panting heavily, and hand the cashier the coupon.
"Ah, I see we have a special guest! Follow me, miss." The cashier then walks into the back room and you follow.
The back room has dim purple lights along with a few varying products. "Choose one of these wares, or if you are still wanting something else, we have more in the next room." The boxes are labelled:
Cock-in-a-Sock™
Muzzle-in-a-Puzzle™
Saddle-in-a-Sack™
Tampon-in-Tongs™
Boner-for-a-Stoner™
Bed-with-a-Redhead™
Candle-with-no-Handle™
Kid-with-a-Lid™
Pan-in-a-Can™
Sex-with-Gex™
Gay-in-a-Sleigh™
Jew-in-Gas™
Lesbian-saying-Tres-Bien™
Fuck-with-a-Duck™
Rhino-in-your-Vagino™
And there is always the back room.
It takes roughly 45 minutes to get there through the subway system, and you make it with ten minutes to spare. You rush into the shop, panting heavily, and hand the cashier the coupon.
"Ah, I see we have a special guest! Follow me, miss." The cashier then walks into the back room and you follow.
The back room has dim purple lights along with a few varying products. "Choose one of these wares, or if you are still wanting something else, we have more in the next room." The boxes are labelled:
Cock-in-a-Sock™
Muzzle-in-a-Puzzle™
Saddle-in-a-Sack™
Tampon-in-Tongs™
Boner-for-a-Stoner™
Bed-with-a-Redhead™
Candle-with-no-Handle™
Kid-with-a-Lid™
Pan-in-a-Can™
Sex-with-Gex™
Gay-in-a-Sleigh™
Jew-in-Gas™
Lesbian-saying-Tres-Bien™
Fuck-with-a-Duck™
Rhino-in-your-Vagino™
And there is always the back room.
What do you choose?
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