Our TG Caption

You're about to use the remote to get out of trouble but Officer Hank grabs it and asks:
"What are you doing in a bar with a TV remote?"
You don't answer and the cop looks at the remote and exclaims:
"Wait... That's NOT a TV remote!"
She unbuttons her uniform and bends towards you so that her boobs are at your eyes level. You get distracted while she interrogates you:
"What is this thing?"