You tell her it only works with you and you have a setting on it where if anyone else uses it, they turn into a mindless slut.
“That’s ridiculous!”
“As ridiculous as a remote that can turn people into girls.”
She reluctantly agrees and has everyone to clear the bar. Soon it’s just you two. As she is about to pass you the remote she whips out her gun, pointing it at you!
“If I even think you try anything funny, I’ll shoot.”
Woah! Okay I won’t. I swear.”