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You have a soft spot for politeness, so you decide you'll spare her.

"I'm just here to visit..a...um...friend..." you murmur with a fake smile.

"Oh, alright," she says, grabbing the phone. "I can let them know you are coming, if you'd like."

"No, it is a...surprise,"

She winks. "I got you, don't worry. Who is it, though? I just need to log every visitor to the office for security's sake. It won't get out, don't worry."

Shoot. You're are going to have to change her somewhat in order to not get in trouble.