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You want this to be over, so you hop into the app and use its scan feature to access Brittany's profile. You see a lot of interesting stats here like age, height, IQ, and even sexual orientation (it turns out that Brittany is bi). You don't need to touch those as you head right to the command bar, which lets you put in whatever command you want:

/Brittany is not such a stickler at her job/

Brittany blinks a few times but looks relatively unfazed.

"Would you mind not putting me down? I'll be quick, I promise."

"No problem," she says. "I just HAVE to say that, but I never actually do it. I'm not a stickler or anything, don't worry."

"Nice, nice. Thanks Brittany."

"No problem!"

That takes care of that...now to actually get to work.