Our TG Caption

While everyone is distracted bickering with each other, you snatch the lamp and sprint to your car. Luckily you always carry your car keys. You quickly jump in your car and lock the doors. Earl runs over to your driver side window, banging on it and calling you various homophobic slurs. You pull out without hitting anyone and speed off. You've got adrenaline pumping through you and you've got no idea what to do next.