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You're trying to adjust to your new body while taking of few selfies when suddenly, you're roommates enters the room and asks :
"- Who are you ?!"
You're surprised and can't resist to gasp while doing a tiny jump. You then answer :
"- That's not what you think it is...
- I don't think anything right now... Are you here to fuck me ?"
Shit ! That's the conclusion you didn't want him to have. You start thinking about what to respond when he sees the lamp. He grabs it and asks :
"- Is that yours ?"
Oh no ! You can't tell him it's a magic lamp or this might not end well ! You timidly answer :
"- I think it is, yes...
- You... think it is ? Are you sure about it ?"
Damn ! You shouldn't have answered like this ! It's getting really ankward. You're roommate starts to become suspicious :
"- What are you doing with my roommate's phone ?"
Holy shit ! How are you gonna explain all of this to him ? You need to think fast !