Our TG Caption

The genie comes out and offers three wishes to the cop! The cop does the most obvious thing and asks for a lifetime's supply of donuts, and the genie grants the wish.
"Where are my donuts?" The cop asked the so-called genie suspiciously.
"Oh, don't fret, you'll see soon enough." the genie responds.
Upon investigation of his lunch, he notices that all his food turned into donuts.
"Hank, come look at these!" the cop called out.
"Are the donuts there?" Hank asked.
"Course, ya buffoon!"
As soon as Hank reaches out for the donuts they turn back into the food from the lunch, a ham sandwich, some carrots, and a juice box.
"What?" the first cop questioned. he then reaches for the sandwich and it becomes a donut upon his touch.
"Now everything you eat will be a donut. That seems like enough for a lifetime." The genie answered with a smirk.
The cop, very clearly infuriated, charged at the genie, but the other cop, Hank, held him back. Earl runs in there to try to help. This might just be your chance.
You grab the lamp and rub it. The genie, who notices immediately, says that "Hello there, new master. You get the other wishes due to my previous master's attempts of assault breaking our contract. What do you wish for?"