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You aren't very good at picking up women, and the impending Wave doesn't seem to change that.

Feeling disheartened, you return to the bar and signal for another drink.

The bartender approaches you and asks if you're ok.

"Fine" you lie, "Can I get another drink?"

"You know, I might be able to help you..." the bartender says mysteriously, "If you tell me what it is you really want..."