"All these beautiful girls treat me like trash" you whine, "I just wish they would treat me like I'm human at least..."
"Well, you know what, with this Wave coming, a lot is going to change..." the bartender tells you, "Those beautiful women might wind up as men hitting on you when this is all said and done..."
"Yeah right." you sigh, "I'm ugly now and I'll probably be ugly as a woman..."
"Don't be so sure." the bartender smiles, "What if I ordered you up a special drink?"
"What do you mean?" you ask, intrigued.
The bartender winks. "Say a friendly witch were to whip you up a potion. What would you like?"